I was taking a Saturday mosey around the park and happened to walk past a dozen eastern Europeans sat in formation on the ruins of the old Crystal Palace, lip-syncing to some eastern European rap, whilst one of them filmed this for a music video no doubt. The music was blasting out of a car parked a good distance from where they were, with the doors wide open to get the optimum amount of noise out. As I walked past them and towards their car I felt increasingly tempted to get in and drive off with it, to later trash it on a lamp-post or just into another parked car (for the heck of it).

While the opportunity was very favourable and I more than likely would of got away from them before having my head ripped off by the Russian mafia, that instant. I felt the feeling that just imagining it would be just as good as the real thing, as the consequences of being tracked down by the Russian mafia isn’t my favourite weekend activity.

Now for those of you who don’t know already, I’m not that much in favour of people who come to this country to come and abuse the system; yet, so many do and we’re fast approaching the point were the argument is flawed by the shear mass of foreign population here. London is now at the 50% saturation point, meaning half of london is of non-English speaking origin, and they’re here to stay. Worst of all is that England offers many free services to all, and favours immigrants over nationals.

So what do you do?

Stealing their car to trash it is a start. The car was more than likely bought with money handed to them (implicitly speaking) from our taxes anyhow .

posted by a-v0id at 5:33 pm & filed under Uncategorizable! | 5 Comments »