Sitting at home this evening it has finally occurred to me; how I should best touch the world. If only 1% of those who hit this site do as I say it would be more than I’d expect.

Having experienced this first hand, I’d say the smell of milk on fabric after a few days in the heat has to be one of the most disgusting things to hit your nostrils in the morning; plus it is probably the hardest thing to remove. So bunnies, on your way out of work on a Friday, pour the last of the milk in the fridge on the carpet and don’t bother cleaning it up…. it will be an interesting aroma to the Monday morning cleaners to try and hide (assuming you work in an office).

I’ll have more suggestions of what you can do to make public corporate areas nasty as and when they come to me. I have a particular evil idea of doing the milk though, get a sprayer and fill it with milk and then spray the whole floor area of an office/public area with it so there is no evident stain or place from which the cent is eminating from… just an overall stench of vomit. Perhaps try it on a bus, since they smell of it most of the time so making the seats smell of vomit wont be a surprise.

posted by a-v0id at 5:21 pm & filed under Uncategorizable! | 1 Comment »