Since I returned to Windows from Linux I have had a few problems with PHP MySQL the hardest one I’ve found was the following: #1251 – Client does not support authentication protocol requested by server; consider upgrading MySQL client To explain this problem as simple as possible: The new MySQL version has a different password […]

Having recently been given the task of contending with a irrate telesales moron; I’ve had this wicked and thoroughly unkind idea, so cruel it put a cheeky smile on my face. Premise: Cold caller rings about… say windows. Attempt to be interested and invite them round to show you samples and to leg hump you […]

Being in the construction industry the words: “price-work” used together as so have become a addition to my vocabulary in a singular manner, having lost the meaning of what the two words have independantly. It just means, get paid to do the job opposed to, paid to come in. Pricework does not take into consideration […]

I was only yesterday contemplating the complete idiotic lack of thought which was put into pop-up lights, which were common in 1980s and early 1990s sporty cars. Firstly, they spoiled further the already lacking aerodynamics that 1980s vehicles had. Secondly, they were faulty; with two independent motors driving up stupid little light fittings on either […]

Late part of last year I sat on a train facing a girl with a badge on her bag saying “My karma ran over your dogma”, it amused me but always felt wrong for me. I arrived home just now and it occurred why it felt wrong… I believe it is because I am dogmatic […]

For the past month or so, I have found myself drawn to sloth on the weekends. Where I could quite simply go to the allotment for a couple of hours tend to the vegetables and keep things sociable with Bernard (my grandfather’s gardening friend). I find myself sat in my pyjamas at 9pm having spent […]

Whilst turning over in my mind how all bad things are generally chosen over good things, it occurs to me the only reason that is, is due to the fact that the bad things knowing they’re bad undercut the better thing so that it is chosen. When I say good vs bad, I am refering […]

Just wondering if there was such a site named MAKESTUPIDITYHISTORY I did a basic search on the googlemeister and found there is such a site.. and run by similar minded genii as myself…of course. Go check it out by click on name for the link!

Having just rang Natti and having her mother explain to me that they were eating made me consider writting this article. Allow me to demonstrate what was said firstly then I shall explain. Mother: Hello? Myself: Hello, is Natalie there? Mother: We are eating? Myself: Alright, I’m sorry. Mother: Ok, bye. Obviously, the being disturbed […]

If there ever was such a cause to catch your attention and go “D’oh!” at, it would be that absolutely obscene lack of common sense labled “MAKEPOVERTYHISTORY“. To which a whole load of imbecilic do-gooders go ranting on about how easy it is to make an idealistic world in, that of course means which nobody […]