Request for Fart Jokes

November 9th, 2005

I don’t have any fart jokes but I’m told I need more of them on this site… please use the comment area below to append your filth to my beautiful website.

posted by a-v0id at 8:42 pm & filed under Uncategorizable! | 1 Comment »


One comment to “Request for Fart Jokes”

  1. November 9th, 2005 at 10:31 pm
    Natti said:

    This is a fart joke trust me!

    There was an english man an irish man and a scotish man
    and for some reason or other (i forget) they where having a competition of who could make someone laugh.

    They all jumped into a plane when the plane went over scotland the scotish man dropped a haggis, The plane landed and they found a little boy crying the scottish man asked the little boy why he was crying and sobbing he replied “well I was minding my own buisness playing and a haggis landed on my head.” As this was not the responce they wanted they all piled back into the plane.

    When the plane flew over Irland the irish man dropped a potato, The plane landed and they found a little girl crying the irish man asked why she was crying and sobbing she replied “I was playing minding my own buisness and a potato landed on my head.” As this was not the responce they wanted they all piled back into the plane.

    When the plane flew over England the English man dropped a bomb, The plane landed and they found a old couple standing in front a demolished house laugh very hard, The english man asked why are you laughing and the old lady replied “well me and my husband where having a farting competion and when I farted.” she pauses and looks at the house “I blew down the whole house!”

    well that was a long joke just for one punch-line although being more educated since I have retold that joke I have finally got the political connotations with the potato even the bomb I suppose.

    well meh I have written all this out now so I better post it 😀

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