Just idle drivel about a project I’m working on. Something about… xml + xslt and a whole load of self-righteous rant about how the world would be nicer if taxi’s were painted pink.

Having concluded that I detest eating turkey for Christmas lunch I employed my fascist ways to achieve my utopian feast. I was delivered a suckling piglet. Before the astute and the awkward try and make a fool of me: my blood group diet says: no to pork. However, my tongue said yes, and let me […]

Yet another Bruce Campbell film; you wont find it in your typical video store.. it wont go on the tele… and sadly it wont be in the cinema. 🙁 However, I watched it; found it really funny and thoroughly enjoyed it! It wont appeal to your intellectual demands and wont make you laugh in fits […]

If you ever saw Evil Dead or Evil Dead II and didn’t realize there was a 3rd film. (Obviously, on the condition that you must of thought they were hilarious.) You must see this! I laughed so hard on my own that words escape me. I am truly determined to one day, try and make […]

The post title refers to the new design layout of this website and by that: what the imagery running along the top represents. Incase you were thinking it was a festive gesture with iccles hanging from the top of the page: get your eyes examined. The meaning of the illustration in a vague sense can […]

I have changed the site layout a little. I hope it is to your pleasing. Please inform me of any bugs of lack of usability.

I had my first bike accident yesterday on my way home. I was no further than a mile from my home and just approaching a set of traffic lights behind some slow moving traffic. My memory is a little vague on all the details. What I do remember is the car in front slamming on […]

I had to fill my tank for the first time today. I was there feeling all nervous and innocent as I pulled into the petrol station. I got to a pump and tried to get the fuel to come out of the hose feeling like a fool while it did nothing… repeated the process and […]

I passed my test today. I took the test in driving rain (no pun intended), it was tricky listening to this gentle speaking welsh examiner and I repeatedly took the wrong turning on account of his manner of speaking to me, but since the test isn’t based on taking instructions but on how you drive […]