Archive for December 26th, 2005

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December 26th, 2005

Having concluded that I detest eating turkey for Christmas lunch I employed my fascist ways to achieve my utopian feast. I was delivered a suckling piglet. Before the astute and the awkward try and make a fool of me: my blood group diet says: no to pork. However, my tongue said yes, and let me […]