a-v0id Society too!
November 10th, 2005
Having had another moronic salesman come to my door today, trying to entice me into joining a packaged telephone saving scheme that could save me heaps of money by moving yet again, I have formulated a new: “No! I’m not interested” response for those too dense to understand you are clearly not at all interested.
It follows as:
Salesman: “blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah……….”
[Interrupt obnoxiously]
You: “How much have you got in your wallet?”
Salesman: “Errr…?”
You: “Want me to find out for you?”
Salesman: “No!”
You: “Get away from my door space before I do something about it!”
Clearly this would deter anyone from even asking you; if you are sure you do not want to make fabulous savings; as they’ll be too concerned with the fact that you are going to cause them some injustice.
Try this next time you have your time wasted answering the door.
Natti said:
uh?
you took out all the swearing!
meh
a-v0id said:
That is left to the reader’s imagination deary.