UFOs exist!
January 4th, 2005
I concluded after today’s bath; UFOs, aliens and life on other planets, galaxies and universes must exist!!!
This conclusion is based on the theory that; somewhere on this planet is the ideal partner for you, and somewhere else one for me… and over there one for her… and right over there one for him… and so on.
Since the chances of this being true are so utterly remote and so horrifyingly unlikely, you have to compare it to aliens and space craft with lazers… ’cause you’re life is going to be damn lonely and meaningless without meeting that “one” person. Chances are you wont meet them anyhow, even if the aliens exist.
I’m not bitter or anything.
…was I the only conceited peon on this planet who had a vision of that dream partner?