Ergonomic clothing?!

January 21st, 2005

I am so fed up with all my clothes. Everything in the shops/stores are the same. They are designed for apes: Arms too long, trouser legs too narrow, awkward cuts to make you look like a cretin.

Therefore:
“I AM SICK OF BADLY FITTING CLOTHES.”

Someone learn to measure the human form and you may find that one body is not the same as the next!

There are three defined body shapes: Ectomorph, Mesomorph and Endomorph. So, go figure you incompetent inconsiderate money grabbing idiots in the clothing industry. How can you generalize three vastly different anatomical structures into a standard of small, medium and large? That is just preposterous!

I’m going to get my clothes made for me… end of rant.

…am I the only person who finds this?

*updatey bit*
3 defined body shapes, which does not take into consideration age, or ethnicity. You cannot expect to find people from an Asian background to have the same anatomical structure as an American; an African bushman as a western European or anything else. So why bother trying to generalize?… why not have size sets … e.g. Ectomorph 20+ short, endomorph 40s average, etc. Sure it would imply that the shelves in the stores would be vast and confusing and hard to stock and an utter nightmare for the stock replenishment teams to put out at nights (a job I’ve done in the past). It would create employment if people had clothes made for them.

This article is utterly crap! I intend to rewrite this.


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