I was only yesterday contemplating the complete idiotic lack of thought which was put into pop-up lights, which were common in 1980s and early 1990s sporty cars. Firstly, they spoiled further the already lacking aerodynamics that 1980s vehicles had. Secondly, they were faulty; with two independent motors driving up stupid little light fittings on either […]

Late part of last year I sat on a train facing a girl with a badge on her bag saying “My karma ran over your dogma”, it amused me but always felt wrong for me. I arrived home just now and it occurred why it felt wrong… I believe it is because I am dogmatic […]

For the past month or so, I have found myself drawn to sloth on the weekends. Where I could quite simply go to the allotment for a couple of hours tend to the vegetables and keep things sociable with Bernard (my grandfather’s gardening friend). I find myself sat in my pyjamas at 9pm having spent […]

Whilst turning over in my mind how all bad things are generally chosen over good things, it occurs to me the only reason that is, is due to the fact that the bad things knowing they’re bad undercut the better thing so that it is chosen. When I say good vs bad, I am refering […]

Just wondering if there was such a site named MAKESTUPIDITYHISTORY I did a basic search on the googlemeister and found there is such a site.. and run by similar minded genii as myself…of course. Go check it out by click on name for the link!

Having just rang Natti and having her mother explain to me that they were eating made me consider writting this article. Allow me to demonstrate what was said firstly then I shall explain. Mother: Hello? Myself: Hello, is Natalie there? Mother: We are eating? Myself: Alright, I’m sorry. Mother: Ok, bye. Obviously, the being disturbed […]

If there ever was such a cause to catch your attention and go “D’oh!” at, it would be that absolutely obscene lack of common sense labled “MAKEPOVERTYHISTORY“. To which a whole load of imbecilic do-gooders go ranting on about how easy it is to make an idealistic world in, that of course means which nobody […]

Alrighty, I was there thinking it would be easier once I had the tools for the job. I was mistaken. I recently bought myself a camcorder so I could make amateur fun movies, you know for a giggle. Well, I have nobody to film…. and nobody to hold the camera except for tripey (the tripod). […]

I was roped into visiting my grandmother at hospital today, her having had a hip replacement this week. I have been lately struggling to deal with visiting my grandmother. Her body has already given up on her and this decaying vessel (her body) is sustained by strong medication and regular visits by body/joint movers that […]

“Because I don’t say it, Don’t mean I ain’t thinkin’ it.” I’ve been repeating these two lines over and over again in my head lately and it really is making me wonder why I am doing it. It comes from the last verse of the song: “Holy Wars… The Punishment Due” by Megadeth. Despite it […]